1 00:02:37,165 --> 00:02:43,285 if he listens to me, he will not regret. 2 00:02:43,285 --> 00:02:49,885 be my day the proof of your love. 3 00:02:49,885 --> 00:02:56,845 Do you want to understand that I'm not listening to you? 4 00:02:56,845 --> 00:03:03,478 a gift worthy of Pompadour. 5 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:08,325 Good morning, Rosetta. 6 00:03:08,325 --> 00:03:10,281 Rosetta, I... 7 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,881 Rosetta, listen to me! But what do you have? 8 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:19,365 You are her friend, why does he treat me like this? 9 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,085 - She's angry. - Hanger? 10 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:26,442 She can't bring herself to speak of marriage with her father. 11 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:29,325 He doesn't know my father! 12 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:36,803 If you listen to me you won't regret it. 13 00:03:37,085 --> 00:03:42,925 be my day the proof of your love. 14 00:03:42,925 --> 00:03:49,765 15 00:03:49,765 --> 00:03:52,245 what a charming man! What is his name? 16 00:03:52,245 --> 00:03:55,405 Bertrand de Tassigny, a French nobleman, he is a colonel. 17 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:57,965 Beautiful, bold and noble! 18 00:03:57,965 --> 00:04:01,765 I would gladly fly on your balloon from Naples to Paris. There he is! 19 00:04:01,765 --> 00:04:06,965 Susanna, your husband is mayor, he could find a pretext to get to know him 20 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:10,205 and then present it to you. I'd love to meet him! 21 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:13,285 kiss, kiss? 22 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:16,685 I'm not listening to it. 23 00:04:16,685 --> 00:04:23,761 It's a gift worthy of Pompadour! 24 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:39,725 kiss, kiss? 25 00:04:39,725 --> 00:04:42,245 I'm not listening to it. 26 00:04:42,245 --> 00:04:47,485 A gift worthy of Pompadour! 27 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:53,965 (lN FRENCH) Brava! Wonderful, formidable! 28 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,557 Brava! 29 00:05:01,645 --> 00:05:04,365 - Stop being a flirt! - Boring! 30 00:05:04,365 --> 00:05:08,405 I picked you up in a suburban dartboard, 31 00:05:08,405 --> 00:05:12,765 I bought you the car and put you in it on the road to success! 32 00:05:12,765 --> 00:05:15,605 Great success, in the province! 33 00:05:15,605 --> 00:05:19,965 I could stay at the Moulin-Rouge, if you weren't a "boiled baby food". 34 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:24,117 - Have I boiled baby food? - Yes, let me go. - Where are you going? 35 00:05:25,485 --> 00:05:30,405 (WITH FRENCH ACCENT) Madame, congratulations, you are wonderful. 36 00:05:30,405 --> 00:05:32,885 - And you are kind. - No, it's the truth. 37 00:05:32,885 --> 00:05:36,725 - You are worthy of Folies Berg�res. - do you believe? - Yes. 38 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:43,365 Listen to me carefully. You wouldn't like it come to Paris with me? 39 00:05:43,365 --> 00:05:46,205 - Yes. - with the ball? 40 00:05:46,205 --> 00:05:49,805 I'd like to come, but isn't it dangerous in football? 41 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:56,285 No, that would be the only way to get a lot of publicity. 42 00:05:56,285 --> 00:05:58,365 The billboards along the streets! 43 00:05:58,365 --> 00:06:03,885 "Marion Bombon flying on the Mediterranean with the Colonel." 44 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:07,325 "Marion Bombon coming to Paris on the ball!" 45 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:14,205 Theatrical entrepreneurs to have your contract 46 00:06:14,205 --> 00:06:18,323 they'll elbow each other, headbutt each other! 47 00:06:19,285 --> 00:06:22,038 At that time? He comes? 48 00:06:22,165 --> 00:06:27,956 - That's a great idea. we'll get there agreed. - I would like it very much. 49 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:34,605 Listen to me, Rosetta. My father He's grumpy, it's difficult to talk to him. 50 00:06:34,605 --> 00:06:38,405 The baron is not as you say, he is very kind to me. 51 00:06:38,405 --> 00:06:43,405 - Because you don't live together. - You're a good-for-nothing. 52 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:45,445 - Talk to your father. - You stay quiet. 53 00:06:45,445 --> 00:06:50,280 Sorry, Rosetta. I swear to you who will talk to my father. 54 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:53,925 - I missed... - Courage. - No, the pretext. 55 00:06:53,925 --> 00:07:00,605 I don't just have to ask him to consent to the wedding, 56 00:07:00,605 --> 00:07:04,805 but also convince him to give me something to live the early days. 57 00:07:04,805 --> 00:07:08,845 You don't have the inheritance what did your grandfather leave you? 58 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:12,085 I heard about a tape with a treasure inside. 59 00:07:12,085 --> 00:07:17,725 My grandfather left a note that the contents of the chest, 60 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:20,725 Luigi d'oro, family objects and jewels, 61 00:07:20,725 --> 00:07:23,885 it had to be divided between me and the municipality to build a school. 62 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:27,485 - conclude. - The cassette cannot be found. 63 00:07:27,485 --> 00:07:30,485 My father doesn't know where he is and he doesn't want to hear about it. 64 00:07:30,485 --> 00:07:35,965 I don't care about the cassette. If you don't talk to him, I'll talk to him. 65 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:40,045 No, it would be worse. I promise I will talk to him today. 66 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:42,005 - Well done! - Are you happy? - Yes. 67 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:45,125 - I'll go right away. - Get out of there, you'll be quicker. 68 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:48,037 - HI. I'll talk to him about it. - HI! 69 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:53,604 - Good morning, Mr. Baron. - Good morning. 70 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:57,485 - Sorry, the ticket. - Which? 71 00:07:57,485 --> 00:08:00,165 - The ticket to enter. - I don't have it. 72 00:08:00,165 --> 00:08:04,445 - I'm sorry, you can't come in. - Really? And this? 73 00:08:04,445 --> 00:08:07,845 - what is it? - "certificate of poverty". It gives me the right to free treatment. 74 00:08:07,845 --> 00:08:10,685 Incredible, every time the same story! 75 00:08:10,685 --> 00:08:13,961 It's a real indecency, a shame! 76 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:17,885 - It's an abuse! crazy things! - Baron, what's happening? 77 00:08:17,885 --> 00:08:21,845 A wretch, because of financial constraints in which he lives, 78 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:25,965 manages to obtain the certificate of poverty and he disputes it! 79 00:08:25,965 --> 00:08:29,765 - They're holding it! things from the other world! - He's right. 80 00:08:29,765 --> 00:08:31,925 dear doctor, you can't live anymore. 81 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:35,685 - dearest, how are you? - Mister Baron, how are you? 82 00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:40,076 - Dyspepsia torments me. - A glass? 83 00:08:40,405 --> 00:08:42,005 Two. 84 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:46,044 - Actually, three. - All right. - It's all paid for anyway! 85 00:08:46,205 --> 00:08:48,400 Girl, four! 86 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:54,525 - what do you think? - A girl graceful and kind too. 87 00:08:54,525 --> 00:08:58,565 I like it a lot, I've been coming here for her for a month! 88 00:08:58,565 --> 00:09:04,285 Coming here is a huge expense and so I had this done to me. 89 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:08,756 - Then it's serious! - Serious? Very serious, tragic! 90 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:14,765 - I've decided, I'm going to marry her. - Do you want to remarry? - Yes. 91 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:18,525 - A wife costs a lot. - I've already thought of everything. 92 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,285 The girl is used to working 8 hours a day. 93 00:09:21,285 --> 00:09:25,045 I fire my waiter Gondrano and with the salary I save 94 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:30,961 - will cover food costs and clothes. Do you like the idea? - Excellent! 95 00:09:31,845 --> 00:09:34,405 Now go away. 96 00:09:34,405 --> 00:09:36,245 One moment. 97 00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,201 He can go. 98 00:09:39,765 --> 00:09:41,885 - Here you are. - Thank you. 99 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:45,885 Miss, allow this little one floral tribute. 100 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:49,365 - Sit down. - I can't, I'm on duty. 101 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:52,285 - You will work here for a short while. - I do not understand. 102 00:09:52,285 --> 00:09:55,525 I will work for a little while longer. Would you like a title, 103 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:59,645 a house with "outbuildings and connected", for example, mine? 104 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:04,165 - Have you spoken to Gastone? - Him He'll be happy, he's a good boy. 105 00:10:04,165 --> 00:10:09,165 - I'm happy, I wanted it for a long time. - Me too. 106 00:10:09,165 --> 00:10:13,078 Really? We were foolish not to talk about it first! 107 00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:18,285 - what fools! - You are so nice and dear. 108 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:22,881 - He will love you very much. - So..."let's go full steam ahead"! 109 00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:27,325 I would like to conclude, I have urgent business. 110 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:30,925 He would come to breakfast today at my house? 111 00:10:30,925 --> 00:10:36,005 - Yes, that way we will get to know each other better. Will he also see Gastone? - Certain. 112 00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:38,997 I'll have an excellent lunch prepared! 113 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:43,365 - Give me 4 sous worth of tripe. - Tripe? Do you have a cat? 114 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:48,085 - No, I have guests. - And yes tripe? - "Saturday, tripe." 115 00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:53,365 I know that tripe is a dish sought after, but I have distinguished guests. 116 00:10:53,365 --> 00:10:58,883 - Tripe is a vulgar dish! - Really? 117 00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:03,205 however, tripe is "trippy"! Hurry. 118 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:07,245 Do you know how to say it in Portuguese? "Time is money". 119 00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:09,085 DE TALM lS ScUDOS. 120 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:13,885 Mister Baron, not tripe okay! It will make a bad impression! 121 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:17,885 - Would I make a bad impression? - Yes. - I don't want to seem stingy. 122 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:22,405 buy some steaks, I'll cut them off right away. 123 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:28,605 Look, Baron! They are very tender, they go in one bite! 124 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,597 In one bite, are you kidding? 125 00:11:32,085 --> 00:11:36,525 I would like something a little hard, that lasts longer. 126 00:11:36,525 --> 00:11:39,358 Okay, how many do I do? 127 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,125 We are... my son, I... 128 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:44,925 There are 4 of us... Let's make 3. 129 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:49,205 No, what does he do? Thinner, very thin! 130 00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:52,277 - The Baron? - That cheapskate buys meat! 131 00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:55,241 Ready! 132 00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:05,205 Why isn't it already working? 133 00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:07,321 They are diaphanous, they are light! 134 00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:12,122 - Mister Baron! - how distracting! 135 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:18,923 There you go, ready. 136 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:22,565 - To her. - Write them on my account. 137 00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:27,445 - You don't have an account. - Really? Strange, I could have sworn it! 138 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,965 - She doesn't owe me anything. - Exactly, I don't owe her anything. 139 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:36,645 - I don't owe her anything, she might say out loud. - Certain. 140 00:12:36,645 --> 00:12:39,405 - what do I owe her? - Nothing. 141 00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:43,364 - Good man, goodbye. - Until we meet again. 142 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:49,605 - You have to pay for my steaks! - It's true, how distracted! 143 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:53,485 - What is right, That's right! How much? - One lira. 144 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:56,045 - Do you have a penny in change? - I think so. 145 00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:59,005 - Here it is. - Well. 146 00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:01,883 - Should I give you? - One lira. - Over to you. 147 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:07,517 - This is my lyre. - That's why I gave it to you. 148 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:13,993 - It's the change lira! - that stupid, I always forget the rest! 149 00:13:14,365 --> 00:13:16,401 - Until we meet again. - Until we meet again. 150 00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:40,394 (BARON) Go! Go! Go! At home! 151 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,721 Go! 152 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:47,965 - Good morning, Mr. Baron! - Good morning, Cavaliere Bizarri. 153 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,925 - Is he still alive? - Yes. 154 00:13:49,925 --> 00:13:52,325 - How old is he? - 97. 155 00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:57,797 I think you're exaggerating. Decide, decide! 156 00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:01,040 Until we meet again. 157 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,401 97! 158 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:12,485 - Good morning, mayor. - Good morning. I was about to come to her. 159 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,845 - Good morning, Baron. - Good morning. 160 00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:20,925 Prepare the usual maps for me my dyspepsia, but weigh them well. 161 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:26,685 In those of yesterday we were almost missing a milligram! 162 00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:31,885 - All right, Baron. - It will pass pick them up later, goodbye. 163 00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:36,645 Wait a minute, we need to define the question of the cassette. 164 00:14:36,645 --> 00:14:41,285 This cassette again! Yours is a fixation! 165 00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:47,565 I never found that tape with money! It's not there, it doesn't exist! 166 00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:52,005 - Our country does not it has a school! - I don't care! 167 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:55,285 I was there at school! I even did after school! 168 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:58,565 - Our boys go to town close! - And what should I do? 169 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,805 - 4 kilometers to go and 4 to come back. - A little exercise is good! 170 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:05,685 - At least think about the boys! - They are not my children! 171 00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:08,925 You want to understand that this cassette doesn't exist? 172 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:14,725 - The tape exists! - No! - Yes! - If you can, you'll find her! 173 00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:19,879 If she's not capable, I'll punch her lead the way, mayor! Did he understand? 174 00:15:20,245 --> 00:15:23,885 - Enough, damn it! - And the will? - The will? 175 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:27,485 - Yes, the will! - His father did he write a lie? - I do not know! 176 00:15:27,485 --> 00:15:31,845 - He would call his deceased a liar parent? - Let's give it to him! 177 00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:33,685 "He who is happy, enjoys!" 178 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:36,725 - We'll see her! - We'll see her! - We'll see her! - Let's see it! 179 00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:41,082 Do you know what I'm telling you? Go to the municipality and be mayor! 180 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,481 Of SlNDAcHl like her... 181 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,555 - got it? - It's also insolent! 182 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,485 We'll see it! 183 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,237 Good morning. 184 00:15:56,245 --> 00:16:01,444 Give alms to a poor blind man. Thank you. 185 00:16:14,805 --> 00:16:17,565 - Is it a deposit? - Sir Baron... 186 00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:20,565 We agreed 80 cents a day. 187 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,845 This is my house, parking central, place of intense traffic. 188 00:16:23,845 --> 00:16:27,845 If you want it is like this, otherwise go elsewhere. Was I explicit? 189 00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:31,155 - All right. - Is it possible that every time...! 190 00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:39,925 - Sir Baron. - Finally! 191 00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:42,765 - Hold on and be careful! - what is it? 192 00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:45,445 - Steaks. - Steaks... meat? 193 00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:49,525 Are the steaks concrete? Don't know what steaks are? 194 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:52,445 - Haven't you ever seen them? - Never in this house! 195 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,565 Silence, don't be funny! Come with me. 196 00:16:55,565 --> 00:17:00,045 - Gaston! Where is my son? - He left early. 197 00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:05,045 Always on the street consuming the shoes! And I pay! 198 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:08,565 - Come, I have to talk to you. - how waiter, cook or coachman? 199 00:17:08,565 --> 00:17:10,245 as a cook. 200 00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:13,765 How many times do I have to tell you that you don't walk on carpets? 201 00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:18,680 Carpets wear out, understand? Don't make me say it again. 202 00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:24,798 Today we have people for lunch. 203 00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:29,834 Turn around, don't look what I do! Turn around! 204 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:37,119 "Noblesse oblige"! Nobility is obligatory. 205 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:43,125 Now you can turn around. you will cook these steaks. Do you know how to cook them? 206 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,885 No. I knew how to cook them, but I forgot. 207 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:51,005 - You will appeal to your memory or you will work imaginatively. - All right. 208 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,961 This is the oil. 209 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,322 This is the oil! Understood? 210 00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,123 And this is the dropper. You will put... 211 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:03,445 10 drops for each steak. 212 00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:06,005 - 10? - Are there too many? I know. 213 00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:10,521 Put 9, they won't count them anyway! Too much oil is bad. 214 00:18:10,645 --> 00:18:14,765 Take the salt, pepper and rosemary. 215 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:17,445 Rosemary is a little used, but it's good. 216 00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:21,205 Don't crane your neck! There's no money here! 217 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:26,805 It would be the first place for thieves they would look. Then I have no money! 218 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,925 - I understand. I'm not saying anything. - But you think so! - No. 219 00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:34,600 - Did you take everything? - Yes. - Show me your hands! 220 00:18:34,685 --> 00:18:36,205 - Those others. - Which? 221 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:41,040 Are you QUADRUMENE? At that time? Grab your stuff and go! 222 00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:45,925 - Don't look. - I'm not looking. - Let's go. 223 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:50,525 - Baron, I have to tell you something. - as a cook, coachman or waiter? 224 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:53,565 - as his coachman. - Speaks. 225 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,805 - It's a sad thing. - Let's not talk about money. 226 00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:58,160 - The horse died. - No! 227 00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:02,405 - Damn! The horse is dead! - Yes. 228 00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:06,717 Poor beast. it's damage, My horse died! 229 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,605 - What did he die of? as? - Suddenly. 230 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:13,165 - Of what? - He wasn't eating. 231 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,405 - But did you give him something to drink? - Yes. 232 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,805 - Water to satisfaction? - When he wanted it, I gave it to him. 233 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:23,285 Did he die anyway? Poor beast! 234 00:19:23,285 --> 00:19:25,965 Now that he was used to it to fast! 235 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:31,961 You can't do an experiment! If you had told me before... 236 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:38,685 - Gondrano, can't you hear me? - commands. - Come here. 237 00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:41,677 - Where are the steaks? - Down here. 238 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:45,285 Take them back to the butcher and get done give back the money I gave him. 239 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:49,845 - Tell him I don't have steaks they need more. - What are we eating today? 240 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:54,845 - Is the horse dead? - Yes. - Horse steaks. 241 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:59,043 - healthy, red and nutritious meat. Go! - I'll put these down. 242 00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:04,085 - Come here. - commands. 243 00:20:04,085 --> 00:20:08,165 The horse is dead, therefore as a coachman you are fired. 244 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:13,245 "Ergo" from today you will have 3 lire less on the salary. 245 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,600 Go! And I pay! 246 00:20:16,805 --> 00:20:18,716 And I pay! 247 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,245 - My father? - He's in his room. 248 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,925 - what is he doing? - Is... 249 00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:31,045 - Where are you going? - Steaks. 250 00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:35,118 - Steaks? - Yes, but I'll give them back. - Ah! 251 00:21:22,445 --> 00:21:25,685 Napoleon, Louis, Maria Theresa! 252 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,155 Luigino, how wasted you were! 253 00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:36,642 > Dad! - who is he? One moment! 254 00:21:37,085 --> 00:21:39,599 > Where are you, dad? - Wait a minute! 255 00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:46,085 - what is it? Did you see anything? - Yes. 256 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:48,685 - what did you see? - The open box. 257 00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:53,042 - Which cassette? - The post office, at the door. 258 00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:59,605 - It must have been that idiot of Gondrano. - Yes, Gondrano. 259 00:21:59,605 --> 00:22:03,605 - Dad, won't you say good morning to me? - I don't give anything to anyone! 260 00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:06,445 - Good morning yes. - Yes, I hope so. - Thank you. 261 00:22:06,445 --> 00:22:10,677 Always "come on", always "come on", always give! 262 00:22:11,645 --> 00:22:16,205 - Always give! - Dad, I have you searched because I have to talk to you. 263 00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:19,525 - I was out shopping. - Is it a national holiday? 264 00:22:19,525 --> 00:22:24,394 - Don't be silly, I have people over for lunch. - Excuse me. 265 00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:26,925 - Listen. - Tell me. 266 00:22:26,925 --> 00:22:32,205 - do you know Rosetta? Work at the spa. - Rosetta? - Rosette. 267 00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:36,005 Yes, I know her. I don't understand, have you been to the spa? 268 00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,605 - I went to the spa. - Have you seen Rosetta? 269 00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:43,805 - Don't get upset, I saw Rosetta. - sure, and then? 270 00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:47,275 Gastone, that girl... 271 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:50,205 Yes... I like it. 272 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:56,005 - I'm happy, dad. - She's happy too. 273 00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:59,285 - So did you talk to each other? - Both, of course. 274 00:22:59,285 --> 00:23:02,605 Son, I have the pleasure of announcing you 275 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:06,325 that soon Rosetta it will be Baroness Peletti. 276 00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:09,965 Dad, this is the most beautiful day of my life! 277 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:13,405 Sir Baron, I went to the butcher. 278 00:23:13,405 --> 00:23:15,405 I see it. 279 00:23:15,405 --> 00:23:20,045 I gave him back the meat, I asked him for the money and he... 280 00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:25,725 Enough! I don't want to hear bad words. Go make lunch! 281 00:23:25,725 --> 00:23:30,725 He will deduct from his salary the money he had to get back. 282 00:23:30,725 --> 00:23:33,645 The bell! It's her! 283 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:38,480 - You'll see what a surprise! The heart! - I'm coming. 284 00:23:39,805 --> 00:23:41,761 You come! 285 00:23:46,165 --> 00:23:50,685 - Here it is. - Good morning. - Rosetta, are you here? 286 00:23:50,685 --> 00:23:54,045 - Do you already call her "tu"? - Should I call her "she"? 287 00:23:54,045 --> 00:23:57,605 - It's true, you gave it to your mother of "you". - what does my mother have to do with it? 288 00:23:57,605 --> 00:24:01,205 Don't get angry, there is only one mother, 289 00:24:01,205 --> 00:24:04,085 but now you will have to put everything away your affection for her. 290 00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:07,005 - I hope you will get along. - Totally agree. 291 00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:12,079 - Give her a kiss. - I can? - We're family. - Thank you. 292 00:24:18,045 --> 00:24:21,085 - what is it? - The horse is not dead. 293 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,041 Hate! 294 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:26,595 Go to the living room. 295 00:24:27,805 --> 00:24:32,245 - (GASTONE) We'll wait for you there. - I'll come right away. - Hurry. - Yes. 296 00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:34,005 what happened? 297 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:39,125 As I was about to cut a chop, he kicked me. 298 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:41,285 - Then? - He just kicked me. 299 00:24:41,285 --> 00:24:44,805 - And then? - He ran away. 300 00:24:44,805 --> 00:24:48,005 - Oh God, what a misfortune! - Oh God, what a shame. 301 00:24:48,005 --> 00:24:50,765 - Oh! Oh, what a misfortune! - what a misfortune. 302 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:53,565 - You told me it was... - In fact it seemed... 303 00:24:53,565 --> 00:24:57,365 The heart wasn't beating. It must have been a case of catalepsy. 304 00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:02,365 - what a misfortune! Where will he have gone? - In some neighbor's stable. 305 00:25:02,365 --> 00:25:05,085 - Should I go get it? - No! In 2 or 3 days. 306 00:25:05,085 --> 00:25:07,965 Let him eat, let's let him vent. 307 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,245 Now we have to pretend. 308 00:25:10,245 --> 00:25:15,319 Did the roast burn? How did the roast get burned? 309 00:25:15,925 --> 00:25:21,485 - And the lobster? - Which? - Wasn't it fresh? 310 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:25,365 I had it come from Milan... that is, from Busto Arsizio! 311 00:25:25,365 --> 00:25:29,805 Do you have your head in the clouds? Serve us the roast goose with truffles. 312 00:25:29,805 --> 00:25:33,565 - What? - The goose with the truffles! - Which? - You didn't buy it? 313 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:38,085 I told you to buy a goose immense with 3 kilos of truffles! 314 00:25:38,085 --> 00:25:43,165 idiot! cretin! Always with your head in the clouds! 315 00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:46,725 You're only good at taking the salary! And I pay! 316 00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:52,645 - Who pays? - Go to the kitchen, most unfortunate servant! 317 00:25:52,645 --> 00:25:57,805 - I am desolate, mortified. - I didn't come just for lunch. 318 00:25:57,805 --> 00:26:00,125 - No? - Good, that's a great idea. 319 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:05,085 - Let's talk a bit while we wait let them bring us coffee. - Coffee? 320 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:08,365 - who should bring it to us? - Some good soul. 321 00:26:08,365 --> 00:26:12,965 - Strangely we don't have coffee. - what a mess in this house! 322 00:26:12,965 --> 00:26:16,685 - When I'm there, I won't miss it nothing. - I'll miss everything anyway! 323 00:26:16,685 --> 00:26:20,005 - No, nothing will be missing. - I will miss everything like now! 324 00:26:20,005 --> 00:26:22,885 - No. - Yes. - No, dad! 325 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:27,845 - Dad? Me, dad? - of course, our dear father! 326 00:26:27,845 --> 00:26:32,405 One moment! I have a few years more than you, but calling me dad...! 327 00:26:32,405 --> 00:26:36,245 - It's not nice for the wife to call her husband "dad". - Which husband? 328 00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:39,685 - He doesn't call me dad. - I'll call you Cicci. 329 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:43,605 - He calls me cicci. - call me fat and dad him. 330 00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:47,845 - Why? He is not my father-in-law. - Would I be your father-in-law? 331 00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:51,205 Not yet, but when she and I will be married... 332 00:26:51,205 --> 00:26:55,565 - "She and I"? You are stupid! - You were happy with our wedding. 333 00:26:55,565 --> 00:27:00,445 - Of my wedding! - it's unheard of, Rosetta and I have loved each other for 2 months. 334 00:27:00,445 --> 00:27:04,885 - FEDILGRAPHER! You told me... - I didn't tell her anything! 335 00:27:04,885 --> 00:27:08,245 - You said you were happy with the wedding. - You tricked me! 336 00:27:08,245 --> 00:27:13,524 You fooled me, that's it a scam, a PlSlcHlcO deception! 337 00:27:13,685 --> 00:27:17,405 You get married... and I pay! 338 00:27:17,405 --> 00:27:21,765 And I pay! Help, I'm suffocating! 339 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,525 I suffocate! Wicked, sneaky! 340 00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:27,845 - Dad, please... - Don't me "tamper"! Don't touch me! 341 00:27:27,845 --> 00:27:32,765 Go away, "versipelle". You are a butterfly, SHAME ON THE SSMS! 342 00:27:32,765 --> 00:27:35,205 - Dad, please! - Daddy's a horn! 343 00:27:35,205 --> 00:27:39,485 I am no longer your father, I am no longer not even a distant relative of yours! 344 00:27:39,485 --> 00:27:43,925 - Then I'm leaving this house! - Well! 345 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:48,045 One less "bread and covered"! Get away from this house! 346 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:52,445 You and this wicked girl FEMALE with a forked tongue. Go! 347 00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:54,525 so I don't pay. 348 00:27:54,525 --> 00:28:00,485 - I'm not leaving "on the spot". - Do you want 8 days notice? 349 00:28:00,485 --> 00:28:03,165 Do you want the 8 days? 350 00:28:03,165 --> 00:28:06,645 No, I want what he left me grandfather, my money! 351 00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:10,405 Money? who taught you these swear words? 352 00:28:10,405 --> 00:28:15,365 - I want my share of cassette. - The tape doesn't exist! 353 00:28:15,365 --> 00:28:18,685 - The cassette isn't there! - We'll see! 354 00:28:18,685 --> 00:28:23,605 - You won't have the tape because it doesn't exist! - We will see! 355 00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:27,565 - Go! - Don't touch it! 356 00:28:27,565 --> 00:28:32,445 Go! what venal, interested people! 357 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:36,925 Hate! Hate! Holy Virgin! 358 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:40,685 Gondrano, close the doors! Don't let anyone out! 359 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:45,884 They stole my button! We needed this too! 360 00:28:46,245 --> 00:28:51,444 This too! Buttons cost so much! 361 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:03,485 (WITH FRENCH ACCENT) what luck! Good evening, madame! 362 00:29:03,485 --> 00:29:07,645 Do we agree? Tomorrow let's set off on the great adventure! 363 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:12,405 - Yes, but now go away. cartoons It's there, don't let me see you. - I go. 364 00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:17,885 - But tomorrow at midnight I will be here! - At midnight, but go now. 365 00:29:17,885 --> 00:29:19,841 Until we meet again. 366 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:25,165 Colonel again! do you think I'm stupid? 367 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:28,765 - He woos you and you love him encourage. - Don't talk nonsense. 368 00:29:28,765 --> 00:29:32,165 - I have other things to think about. - You'll see! 369 00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:35,645 - Good evening. - Good evening. - Progress! 370 00:29:35,645 --> 00:29:37,601 SCOPPLO 371 00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:44,917 - Good evening. - Good evening, doctor. 372 00:29:45,805 --> 00:29:50,445 This morning you spoke with the baron, what did he say? 373 00:29:50,445 --> 00:29:55,685 He's an impostor, he had the courage to call his father a liar. 374 00:29:55,685 --> 00:30:00,600 - there is only one system! - No, his head is too hard. 375 00:30:00,845 --> 00:30:06,285 That miser will never speak, perhaps only at the point of death! 376 00:30:06,285 --> 00:30:09,925 - Then we'll bring it on the verge of death. - (TOGETHER) Eh? 377 00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:12,285 Have you gone crazy? 378 00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:17,085 It will only be apparent death: a sleeping pill! 379 00:30:17,085 --> 00:30:21,285 Instead of the usual maps I prepared the poppy. 380 00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:25,125 It will invade it slowly a strange drowsiness, 381 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:29,325 his ideas will become clouded and he will believe he is dying. 382 00:30:29,325 --> 00:30:32,645 On the extreme point... I will speak. 383 00:30:32,645 --> 00:30:35,405 - Well! - Well done! 384 00:30:35,405 --> 00:30:41,285 - Won't it be dangerous? - No, I'll just have a good sleep. 385 00:30:41,285 --> 00:30:44,675 Silence, it's coming! 386 00:30:47,005 --> 00:30:49,599 - (BARON) Good evening. - Good evening. 387 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:56,164 - Good evening, Baron. - My maps. - They're ready. 388 00:30:58,645 --> 00:31:01,159 - Here they are. - Thank you. 389 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:12,083 The cassette does not exist! 390 00:31:53,965 --> 00:31:59,119 Gondrano! Bring me a glass of water! Actually, half a glass! 391 00:31:59,645 --> 00:32:02,685 How much light they waste! 392 00:32:02,685 --> 00:32:04,805 And I pay! And I pay! 393 00:32:04,805 --> 00:32:08,878 - Gondrano! - Here I am, sir Baron. Ready. 394 00:32:09,645 --> 00:32:16,325 Too much! Water costs, not water they give away! I said half a glass! 395 00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:18,445 - Ouch! - Are you feeling sick? 396 00:32:18,445 --> 00:32:21,960 the usual stomach pains. 397 00:32:22,045 --> 00:32:23,885 - Where are you? - Here. 398 00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:25,925 - Where is the water? - Here. 399 00:32:25,925 --> 00:32:30,565 - Put one of these maps, but be careful. - Don't worry. 400 00:32:30,565 --> 00:32:35,923 - with this everything passes. - we need more, my friend. 401 00:32:36,005 --> 00:32:39,645 - We eat too much here! - She eats very little. 402 00:32:39,645 --> 00:32:42,805 I eat very little, but you gorge yourself! 403 00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:46,325 - Us? - Yes, I have these pains for the bile you make me take! 404 00:32:46,325 --> 00:32:50,805 - We never eat. - I see you always chewing, like goats! 405 00:32:50,805 --> 00:32:55,325 - Ah! Wretched! - San Gennaro, paralysis! 406 00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:59,645 No paralysis! You threw all the medicine on the leg. 407 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:04,673 - We need to get it back! - I get it back with your finger. - No, you recover it badly. 408 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,518 After you! Come, come! 409 00:33:09,645 --> 00:33:12,525 - It's in the bedroom. - Did he take the sleeping pill? 410 00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:16,645 - I think so. - Then let's go. - One moment, I'm closing the pharmacy. 411 00:33:16,645 --> 00:33:23,118 If you make me lose a single molecule, I'll deduct it from your salary. 412 00:33:23,885 --> 00:33:27,045 - Done. - Recovered? - Yes, all of it. 413 00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:29,605 The whole thing? Safe? 414 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:32,765 - Here you are. - What are you doing? Are you crazy? 415 00:33:32,765 --> 00:33:36,085 These acids corrode metals! 416 00:33:36,085 --> 00:33:40,840 This is silver, it would wear out. Put it away. Go, I'll do it alone. 417 00:33:43,365 --> 00:33:46,277 how great they are with other people's pockets! 418 00:33:53,685 --> 00:33:56,722 I already feel better. Miraculous! 419 00:34:06,205 --> 00:34:08,480 - Where is the baron? - (GONDRANO) Is it for a payment? 420 00:34:08,525 --> 00:34:11,485 - No. - Maybe we still have time! 421 00:34:11,485 --> 00:34:13,845 - Soon! - (GONDRANO) He's undressing. 422 00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:18,005 - Mister Baron, don't drink! - Stop! - Don't drink! 423 00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:21,565 - what happens? - Don't drink that powder! 424 00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:26,925 - I already drank it. - It was arsenic! - Arsenic! 425 00:34:26,925 --> 00:34:29,805 - Arsenic? Arsenic? - Yes. 426 00:34:29,805 --> 00:34:33,925 Wretch, coward, criminal. 427 00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:37,885 - I'll have you sent to life imprisonment! - It was a mistake. 428 00:34:37,885 --> 00:34:42,605 Gallows pendant, you poisoned me! 429 00:34:42,605 --> 00:34:47,365 I gave the same maps to the cavalier Bizarri and has been dead for 10 minutes. 430 00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:50,525 - Is Cavalier Bizarri dead? - Yes. 431 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:54,962 with the same maps... Help, I'm dying! 432 00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:58,165 I'm dying! I miss life! 433 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:01,925 - Arsenic is a powerful poison! - we need an antidote. 434 00:35:01,925 --> 00:35:05,845 - what can we give him, doctor? - Some lactose. 435 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:08,805 Lactose? How much does this lactose cost? 436 00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:11,045 - 3.50. - Too expensive. 437 00:35:11,045 --> 00:35:14,965 - we would need more lactose economical. - So what do we do? 438 00:35:14,965 --> 00:35:17,685 I miss life... life! 439 00:35:17,685 --> 00:35:21,125 Too late, arsenic does not forgive. 440 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:25,445 - Baron, he is about to die. - You always bring me good news! 441 00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:29,965 - His minutes are numbered. - that misfortune! We have to resign ourselves. 442 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:34,675 I cannot. It is a violent, unnatural death. 443 00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:37,165 I miss life. 444 00:35:37,165 --> 00:35:42,114 Life is extinguished. Eternal sleep comes over me. 445 00:35:42,285 --> 00:35:43,525 I die. 446 00:35:43,525 --> 00:35:48,925 It's a bad death, but maybe he'll want it tell us something before you die. 447 00:35:48,925 --> 00:35:53,601 Yes, I want to say something: no flowers. 448 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:57,965 A few candles, avoid unnecessary waste. 449 00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:02,565 Don't think about the funeral, you have to tell us something more important. 450 00:36:02,565 --> 00:36:05,477 Where is the cassette? 451 00:36:05,725 --> 00:36:10,165 - Which cassette? - Where is the one with the Louis d'Or? 452 00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:14,085 - I don't have any tapes. - That one that her father left her! 453 00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:17,205 - It doesn't exist! - The cassette for the municipal school! 454 00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:20,245 - Never had! - He can no longer use that money. 455 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:23,715 And neither do you! 456 00:36:24,365 --> 00:36:26,833 I'm dying... Help...! 457 00:36:27,405 --> 00:36:29,282 - Baron! - Mister Baron! 458 00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:33,356 Mister Baron! 459 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:39,521 - Too late. - He didn't speak not even at the point of death. 460 00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:44,633 Sir Baron. Mister Baron! He's dead! 461 00:36:44,925 --> 00:36:48,440 He died and he didn't have me still paid! 462 00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:52,634 Stop it, we just have it asleep! 463 00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:56,125 Asleep? Then he's alive! 464 00:36:57,125 --> 00:37:02,324 It's useless! He doesn't speak not even in hell! 465 00:37:03,205 --> 00:37:06,402 In hell? Did you say to hell? 466 00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:08,881 Stop! Come here for a moment. 467 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:13,399 We could organize a beautiful hell, 468 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:18,565 with smoke, flames, wandering souls! In hell he would talk. 469 00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:23,085 - Fear would make him talk. - But where do we find hell? 470 00:37:23,085 --> 00:37:27,405 - To the sulfur fields. - The Baron don't you know them? Has he never been there? 471 00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:31,245 No, you pay there and the baron he never goes where he pays. 472 00:37:31,245 --> 00:37:35,605 But we need people that he doesn't know. 473 00:37:35,605 --> 00:37:38,245 It's true, he knows everyone those of the country. 474 00:37:38,245 --> 00:37:44,241 Yes, but there is someone he doesn't know. what a wonderful idea! Come with me. 475 00:37:44,965 --> 00:37:48,405 It's just a joke, what are you afraid of? 476 00:37:48,405 --> 00:37:53,645 We are artists, We are not interested in these jokes. 477 00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:57,005 - And then... - We intend to pay you. 478 00:37:57,005 --> 00:38:03,045 - Really? How much? - We can even reach... a hundred lire. 479 00:38:03,045 --> 00:38:07,485 An artist like me he doesn't commit to a similar amount! 480 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:11,805 But you will be busy just for a few hours! 481 00:38:11,805 --> 00:38:16,645 You'll just have to let them tell you where it is box that belongs to the municipality. 482 00:38:16,645 --> 00:38:19,085 You would spend a hundred lire just for a cassette? 483 00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:23,005 - It's worth much more. - is there a treasure inside? 484 00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:27,685 Inside there are jewels, titles, gold coins! 485 00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:33,925 A heritage he wants to steal to the philanthropic purposes of the municipality! 486 00:38:33,925 --> 00:38:40,885 One moment. If it's for purposes philanthropic, we are not insensitive. 487 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,877 - We accept. - Thank you! 488 00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:49,765 - Well! Then everyone go to hell. - how? 489 00:38:49,765 --> 00:38:52,723 I mean, we're all going to hell. 490 00:39:12,845 --> 00:39:14,801 Gondrano. 491 00:39:16,245 --> 00:39:18,201 Gondrano! 492 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,316 Gondrano! 493 00:39:23,165 --> 00:39:25,395 Here I am, I'm ready. 494 00:39:27,445 --> 00:39:30,045 He woke up. Go. 495 00:39:30,045 --> 00:39:34,085 My goodness, where am I? They evicted me! 496 00:39:34,085 --> 00:39:37,919 What's that hot thing? 497 00:39:38,365 --> 00:39:41,914 how am I dressed? They robbed me! 498 00:39:43,485 --> 00:39:45,441 But where...! 499 00:39:46,205 --> 00:39:50,756 Hey, sir! Young man! 500 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:55,005 - Sorry, sir. - I'm not a gentleman. 501 00:39:55,005 --> 00:39:58,165 Sorry, I didn't see the skirt. Sorry, ma'am. 502 00:39:58,165 --> 00:40:01,325 - I'm not a lady. - And who is he? 503 00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:04,565 - I am a soul. - Whose soul? 504 00:40:04,565 --> 00:40:10,805 - I'm a deceased soul. I'm dead. - Well done, condolences. 505 00:40:10,805 --> 00:40:14,241 - Since when did he die? - For 450 years. 506 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:20,605 450 years! strawberry trees, he doesn't show them! 507 00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:23,517 what treatment does he do? 508 00:40:24,285 --> 00:40:28,245 Now let's think about health. Can you tell me where we are? 509 00:40:28,245 --> 00:40:32,005 - We are in the afterlife. - In the afterlife? - Yes. 510 00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:33,438 Hate! 511 00:40:39,165 --> 00:40:44,876 how stupid, I get it! Why not Did I think about it before? I'm dreaming. 512 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:51,845 Mr. 47, that is "dead man who speaks", would you give me three safe numbers? 513 00:40:51,845 --> 00:40:56,125 - To do what? - To play them tomorrow morning. 514 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,276 - When? - Tomorrow when I wake up, at 8. 515 00:40:59,685 --> 00:41:05,085 - You won't wake up at 8. - But I have set the alarm, I'm precise. 516 00:41:05,085 --> 00:41:10,285 You won't wake up at 8 nor at 9. You will never wake up again. 517 00:41:10,285 --> 00:41:14,517 - Why? - Because you're dead. - Died? 518 00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:17,837 But she's joking! "I'm alive and well"! 519 00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:20,645 They all say that in the first few days. 520 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:23,205 (FROM MEGAPHONE) Giovanni Barbisio! 521 00:41:24,445 --> 00:41:26,800 Giovanni Barbisio! 522 00:41:28,205 --> 00:41:30,719 Giovanni Barbisio! 523 00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:35,036 - who is he? - They call me. I have to go. 524 00:41:36,045 --> 00:41:40,357 Mr. Barbisio, Barbetta, Barbone, don't leave me alone, I'm scared! 525 00:41:41,285 --> 00:41:43,445 He must not be afraid of the dead. 526 00:41:43,445 --> 00:41:48,245 But you are Cavalier Bizarri! He died last night. 527 00:41:48,245 --> 00:41:50,361 Then I died too! 528 00:41:51,325 --> 00:41:56,405 PASSED, DEAD, DEAD! I'm sorry about this death. 529 00:41:56,405 --> 00:41:59,845 - Of mine? - No, mine. I was so nice! 530 00:41:59,845 --> 00:42:03,205 In the "prime of life"! I was the picture of health! 531 00:42:03,205 --> 00:42:06,405 It's all that scoundrel's fault of the pharmacist! 532 00:42:06,405 --> 00:42:09,165 Even with me he got the maps wrong! 533 00:42:09,165 --> 00:42:13,205 No, he did it on purpose! 534 00:42:13,205 --> 00:42:16,725 If he comes here when he dies, I'll see what I do with him! 535 00:42:16,725 --> 00:42:21,276 - what does he do to him? - what do I do to him? I'll kill him. 536 00:42:21,765 --> 00:42:24,563 Antonio Peletti! 537 00:42:26,325 --> 00:42:28,325 - who is he? - The judge. 538 00:42:28,325 --> 00:42:32,034 - Antonio Peletti! - Present. 539 00:42:33,165 --> 00:42:34,837 You are a miser. 540 00:42:36,165 --> 00:42:39,396 A dirty bastard! 541 00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:44,202 Greedy! Petty! 542 00:42:44,445 --> 00:42:48,325 - Repellent! - Don't start to offend, otherwise I'll leave. 543 00:42:48,325 --> 00:42:51,525 - Stop... - what is it? - And listen. 544 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:56,885 You know what the perfect punishment is for misers like you? 545 00:42:56,885 --> 00:42:59,718 I actually... don't remember. 546 00:43:01,605 --> 00:43:07,077 They will fill you with molten gold, boiling hot. 547 00:43:07,645 --> 00:43:12,844 That gold you had so thirsty during life. 548 00:43:13,285 --> 00:43:16,595 This is the punishment that awaits you. 549 00:43:17,005 --> 00:43:22,405 No! Hot oil is not I can stand it, it sticks in my stomach. 550 00:43:22,405 --> 00:43:26,005 Have mercy, I'm sick, I have dyspepsia. 551 00:43:26,005 --> 00:43:29,475 - Do you want to save yourself? - Yes! 552 00:43:31,365 --> 00:43:38,476 All right. You covered it up a chest full of gold coins. 553 00:43:39,005 --> 00:43:41,125 You have to return it. 554 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:45,125 how do I do it? I'm far away from any inhabited center. 555 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:51,121 You will return to Earth and accomplish this good deed that will save you. 556 00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:55,285 - You have one hour. - An hour is not enough! 557 00:43:55,285 --> 00:43:58,725 I couldn't stay an extra "chubby"? 558 00:43:58,725 --> 00:44:00,485 Only one hour. 559 00:44:00,485 --> 00:44:03,885 - Just one click! - Are you ready for the big journey? 560 00:44:03,885 --> 00:44:06,765 - how do I go on Earth? - Turn around. 561 00:44:06,765 --> 00:44:10,644 That will be your spirit guide. 562 00:44:10,805 --> 00:44:12,443 By golly! 563 00:44:14,525 --> 00:44:17,085 You come. Advance. 564 00:44:17,645 --> 00:44:19,601 what should I do? 565 00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:22,963 Ouch! 566 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:24,841 Ouch, ouch! 567 00:45:33,325 --> 00:45:35,156 Where are they? 568 00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:37,321 By golly! 569 00:45:37,445 --> 00:45:38,673 To the cemetery! 570 00:45:39,925 --> 00:45:43,474 "Baron Antonio Peletti". It's my grave! 571 00:45:44,245 --> 00:45:46,085 what a coincidence! 572 00:45:46,085 --> 00:45:49,714 "Exemplary husband and father, generous benefactor 573 00:45:50,525 --> 00:45:54,965 of its citizens, regretted by all. 574 00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:56,956 Here he lies forever." 575 00:45:57,725 --> 00:45:59,477 A "prece". 576 00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:01,525 A prayer! 577 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:03,481 Cheap! 578 00:46:09,365 --> 00:46:11,083 1000 preci! 579 00:46:17,965 --> 00:46:19,523 Antonio Peletti. 580 00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:25,805 - who is he? A ghost! - I'm not a ghost, but your spirit guide. 581 00:46:25,805 --> 00:46:29,365 Ah, it's true! what do you want? 582 00:46:29,365 --> 00:46:34,485 I have to stand by you on this one Earth. I am at your service. 583 00:46:34,485 --> 00:46:38,365 - Are you my maid? - I am not a woman, but a spirit. 584 00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:40,959 Really? Are you a spirit? 585 00:46:41,405 --> 00:46:47,485 - But this is fat! - No. Also you appear to be of flesh, but you are spirit. 586 00:46:47,485 --> 00:46:51,325 Among us we are consistent, but for the living we are planes. 587 00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:55,005 - Are we airships? - No, we are made of air. 588 00:46:55,005 --> 00:46:59,125 - Balls. - You are made of air, I am made of air. 589 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:01,045 We are made of air! 590 00:47:01,045 --> 00:47:06,073 You are made of good air. what a beautiful air! Allow? 591 00:47:06,485 --> 00:47:09,636 - What are you doing? - I'll take a breath of fresh air. 592 00:47:10,045 --> 00:47:13,565 Come on, we have less than an hour of time. 593 00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:15,283 Wait. Excuse me. 594 00:47:31,805 --> 00:47:33,636 A little thought. 595 00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,525 (PHARMAclSTA) Shhh! 596 00:47:42,525 --> 00:47:48,600 There he is. Everyone in your seats, pretend you don't see it. 597 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:54,798 Maria, bring me the key. 598 00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:57,885 (BARON) Pasquale is here. 599 00:47:57,885 --> 00:47:59,921 Pasquale, don't close. 600 00:48:00,005 --> 00:48:04,965 Don't close, I have to go out. I'm on leave. 601 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,765 Pasquale, open up! But can't they hear me? 602 00:48:07,765 --> 00:48:11,045 No. No one can see or hear you. 603 00:48:11,045 --> 00:48:15,285 Now what do we do? We are ERASED inside! 604 00:48:15,285 --> 00:48:17,640 Don't worry. 605 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:22,117 (BARON) By golly! 606 00:48:23,765 --> 00:48:25,925 Damn! how did you do it? 607 00:48:25,925 --> 00:48:29,925 A spirit can do all things which are forbidden to the living. 608 00:48:29,925 --> 00:48:31,483 Right. 609 00:48:36,325 --> 00:48:38,202 You're really good! 610 00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:46,005 If the baron notices you are consuming all the provisions, 611 00:48:46,005 --> 00:48:47,485 he really dies! 612 00:48:47,485 --> 00:48:51,765 It deserves a lesson! Happy donuts! 613 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:54,245 Let's not rejoice before his arrival. 614 00:48:54,245 --> 00:48:59,399 The important thing is that he reveals himself to us the hiding place of the cassette. 615 00:48:59,485 --> 00:49:03,005 - Here's the pharmacist. - Quick, it's coming! 616 00:49:03,005 --> 00:49:07,442 - Everyone come here. - Soon! - The orchestra! 617 00:49:14,965 --> 00:49:16,765 Good evening. 618 00:49:16,765 --> 00:49:18,125 Good evening. 619 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,405 how rude! They don't answer. 620 00:49:20,405 --> 00:49:25,405 - They can't see you. - Me too I never got to see them. 621 00:49:25,405 --> 00:49:27,236 They make me sick! 622 00:49:30,405 --> 00:49:34,125 They put on the funeral vestments, someone must have died. 623 00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:37,481 - You're dead, you idiot! - Ah, it's true. 624 00:49:41,165 --> 00:49:46,085 - There he is! - Please, we act well. 625 00:49:46,085 --> 00:49:51,885 Pretend you don't see it, as if no one was coming in. 626 00:49:51,885 --> 00:49:55,844 Dance, eat, drink! Maestro, music! 627 00:50:09,805 --> 00:50:12,558 what is this music? 628 00:50:14,805 --> 00:50:18,354 what are these lights? And these hats? 629 00:50:18,845 --> 00:50:21,925 But... what is this revelry? 630 00:50:21,925 --> 00:50:25,679 what is this revelry in the house of a still warm dead man? 631 00:50:26,405 --> 00:50:28,361 what an evening! 632 00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:33,285 - Eat, drink, have fun! - But here we feast! 633 00:50:33,285 --> 00:50:37,445 - No, what are you saying? - They are reveling in my stuff! 634 00:50:37,445 --> 00:50:40,885 - It's not true. - Yes, BAGORDANO! They are ENJOYING! 635 00:50:40,885 --> 00:50:45,405 - To "drown" the pain they celebrate your death. - Oh, yes? 636 00:50:45,405 --> 00:50:49,285 They're stuffing themselves! BUBBLE! I'll show you! 637 00:50:49,285 --> 00:50:52,365 my carpets! They wear out, they get ruined! 638 00:50:52,365 --> 00:50:56,525 Hey! My carpets! Rascals! 639 00:50:56,525 --> 00:51:00,484 The bottles! The lights! Cursed! 640 00:51:02,085 --> 00:51:04,121 Silence! 641 00:51:04,445 --> 00:51:06,595 The mayor speaks. 642 00:51:10,365 --> 00:51:13,925 Friends, on this sad day, 643 00:51:13,925 --> 00:51:17,725 gathered in this sad and desolate house, 644 00:51:17,725 --> 00:51:21,925 let's think about a sad thought to our great deceased, 645 00:51:21,925 --> 00:51:24,883 the late Baron Antonio Peletti. 646 00:51:27,405 --> 00:51:31,125 Thinking of him, to his untimely passing, 647 00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:35,285 which deprived the community of its most important citizen, 648 00:51:35,285 --> 00:51:37,674 gentlemen, I cry. 649 00:51:38,325 --> 00:51:40,165 Is he crying? But he drinks! 650 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:43,874 - We all cry. - Yes, we cry. 651 00:51:44,165 --> 00:51:48,805 - They wanted me to die. - You're already there dead. - It's true, they want an encore. 652 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:50,925 Drink, damned ones! 653 00:51:50,925 --> 00:51:55,845 - This Lacryma christi is excellent. - It's my blood! 654 00:51:55,845 --> 00:52:01,485 Now friends, let's give free rein to our sincere condolences 655 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:05,000 with a collective act of contrition. 656 00:52:06,285 --> 00:52:08,640 DANCE MUSIC 657 00:52:13,525 --> 00:52:15,641 To the soul of contrition! 658 00:52:19,085 --> 00:52:21,804 By golly! My killer with his wife. 659 00:52:22,285 --> 00:52:24,401 - What are you doing? - I have to take revenge. 660 00:52:30,165 --> 00:52:31,845 there is! 661 00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:35,045 - No, he doesn't see you or hear you. - But I can hear it. 662 00:52:35,045 --> 00:52:38,594 - Remember that time is running out. - I'm shaking too. 663 00:52:40,285 --> 00:52:41,845 In your face! You! 664 00:52:41,845 --> 00:52:44,405 - What are you doing? - Let me do it. 665 00:52:44,405 --> 00:52:49,081 - what's wrong with you? - Everything falls off from the hands. - Let's go. - No! 666 00:52:52,525 --> 00:52:54,038 Leave me. 667 00:52:57,445 --> 00:53:03,645 Do you know what I'm telling you? I don't care nothing about the Baron's death. 668 00:53:03,645 --> 00:53:06,325 I gave that speech just to keep up appearances. 669 00:53:06,325 --> 00:53:10,079 - That's one less worm on Earth. - Oh, yes? 670 00:53:11,445 --> 00:53:13,325 - Damn! - what is it? 671 00:53:13,325 --> 00:53:17,285 I felt like a breeze, a sweet zephyr caressing my face. 672 00:53:17,285 --> 00:53:21,365 - call a slap "a sweet zephyr"! - He can't hear you. 673 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:24,243 You'll see that with this he hears me. 674 00:53:26,365 --> 00:53:30,765 Stopped! Remember that you came on Earth to do a good deed. 675 00:53:30,765 --> 00:53:34,235 This is a good deed, that's a murderer. 676 00:53:34,565 --> 00:53:36,920 The butcher! 677 00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:41,841 - Be good! - Leave me. 678 00:53:43,765 --> 00:53:46,643 - Will you allow me a moment? - Yes. 679 00:53:48,405 --> 00:53:52,085 COUGHING what's happening to you? 680 00:53:52,085 --> 00:53:54,041 Nothing, a little hiccup. 681 00:53:56,245 --> 00:54:00,725 You have little time to complete the mission. Where is the cassette? 682 00:54:00,725 --> 00:54:04,638 Let me have fun! I'm enjoying it! 683 00:54:05,605 --> 00:54:07,765 Now you'll see! 684 00:54:07,765 --> 00:54:09,915 Don't touch! 685 00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:39,035 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 686 00:54:57,045 --> 00:54:59,565 Enough, we have to leave. 687 00:54:59,565 --> 00:55:03,160 Alright, let's go get it the cassette! 688 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:11,759 - Is it really necessary? - Soon! Where is he? 689 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:16,685 keep dancing. 690 00:55:21,325 --> 00:55:26,718 Cursed! than the municipal school may it fall on your head! 691 00:55:29,165 --> 00:55:31,918 Give it to me, otherwise we'll be late. 692 00:55:33,045 --> 00:55:37,325 - Who do you give it to? - Don't worry. Wait for me, I'll come back for you. 693 00:55:37,325 --> 00:55:41,113 - No, wait. - Force! - No! 694 00:55:45,085 --> 00:55:47,997 Good! You were great! 695 00:55:48,485 --> 00:55:51,165 Come! We have the tape! 696 00:55:51,165 --> 00:55:54,874 The cassette! Finally! Bravo! 697 00:55:56,925 --> 00:56:00,645 On behalf of the municipality I take delivery of the money 698 00:56:00,645 --> 00:56:03,842 which is used for construction of the school. Baron, thank you. 699 00:56:04,325 --> 00:56:07,325 - Do you see me? - Certain! - It was a joke. 700 00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:10,725 - Well done, he did his duty. - But what happens? 701 00:56:10,725 --> 00:56:16,357 It was a joke! He was the only one system to get us the cassette. 702 00:56:16,685 --> 00:56:21,245 - So I'm not dead? - No, he's alive! 703 00:56:21,245 --> 00:56:25,523 - And Cavalier Bizarri? - There he is. - Present! Nice joke, right? 704 00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:30,045 It's not fair! Give me back the tape. 705 00:56:30,045 --> 00:56:34,005 - No! His father's will it will take its course. - No! 706 00:56:34,005 --> 00:56:38,725 - Your son will have the share that he is entitled to. - Son of a dog! 707 00:56:38,725 --> 00:56:42,445 - Calm down. - Don't get angry. 708 00:56:42,445 --> 00:56:46,565 Shouldn't I be angry? You have me took the tape by deception! 709 00:56:46,565 --> 00:56:50,405 - I'll break everything! - Stopped! 710 00:56:50,405 --> 00:56:54,159 - Leave me, I'm furious! - Stopped. 711 00:56:55,485 --> 00:56:57,794 Leave me! I'll kill everyone! 712 00:56:58,565 --> 00:57:02,885 Help, Gondrano! You murdered me! 713 00:57:02,885 --> 00:57:07,845 - You crashed me! Help...! - Calm down. 714 00:57:07,845 --> 00:57:10,723 The heart... Murderers! 715 00:57:11,565 --> 00:57:13,405 Murderers! 716 00:57:13,405 --> 00:57:15,555 Gondrano... I'm dying! 717 00:57:16,165 --> 00:57:17,644 Mister Baron! 718 00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:30,520 - Doctor? - Died. 719 00:57:33,485 --> 00:57:35,680 Cardiac paralysis. 720 00:57:45,405 --> 00:57:49,925 Look at the splendor! Half of this treasure belongs to me. 721 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,881 that is to us. 722 00:57:52,605 --> 00:57:56,965 - This will be my first gift of wedding. Do you like it? - Yes. 723 00:57:56,965 --> 00:57:59,320 - It's beautiful, right? - Yes. 724 00:58:00,045 --> 00:58:03,085 - And the part that belongs to the municipality? - the notary will take care of it. 725 00:58:03,085 --> 00:58:05,485 The grandfather filed with the notary the will 726 00:58:05,485 --> 00:58:07,525 and the contents inventory of the cassette. 727 00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:11,045 - That's why we go to Naples. - Just for this? - No. 728 00:58:11,045 --> 00:58:13,195 Even to get married. 729 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:18,565 I think about dad. Maybe he will never forgive us. 730 00:58:18,565 --> 00:58:21,125 However, I think so. 731 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:25,755 - When there are three of us asking him pardon... - Three of us? 732 00:58:28,845 --> 00:58:31,405 how cheeky! 733 00:58:37,605 --> 00:58:40,485 (BIZARRE HORSE) Poor guy! 734 00:58:40,485 --> 00:58:43,238 (PHARMACIST) Let's go. 735 00:58:45,085 --> 00:58:49,725 - We killed him. (BUTCHER) - Us? - Yes. 736 00:58:49,725 --> 00:58:53,165 - No, her. - it? - Yes, what was in the sleeping pill? 737 00:58:53,165 --> 00:58:56,445 The sleeping pill recipe it was the doctor's. 738 00:58:56,445 --> 00:59:01,085 The joke was carried out at the mayor's suggestion. 739 00:59:01,085 --> 00:59:05,245 I? What do I have to do with it? 740 00:59:05,245 --> 00:59:09,045 You are a doctor and you should have known that his client was faint of heart. 741 00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:13,118 - My husband has nothing to do with it. - (PHARMAclSTA) calm down, gentlemen! 742 00:59:14,205 --> 00:59:19,965 It was cardiac paralysis caused by our joke. 743 00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:24,205 We are all guilty and innocent in the same way. 744 00:59:24,205 --> 00:59:28,721 - So let's forget and let's not talk about it anymore. - All right. 745 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:32,405 We'll open the box tomorrow morning in front of the notary, 746 00:59:32,405 --> 00:59:34,760 before depositing the gold coins in the bank. 747 00:59:35,285 --> 00:59:37,799 I take delivery of the box on behalf of the municipality. 748 01:00:11,485 --> 01:00:14,238 Let's go home. 749 01:01:20,365 --> 01:01:21,923 Gondrano! 750 01:01:22,325 --> 01:01:26,238 Gondrano, come here, you idiot! 751 01:01:28,005 --> 01:01:29,677 idiot! 752 01:01:30,445 --> 01:01:33,885 Where are they? what happened? Am I dead? 753 01:01:33,885 --> 01:01:37,365 I do not believe. Maybe I was in catalepsy. 754 01:01:37,365 --> 01:01:41,725 like the horse. That stupid one he thought I was a ghost. 755 01:01:41,725 --> 01:01:44,765 Great idea, a ghost. 756 01:01:44,765 --> 01:01:49,005 You again! you cheater! Hooker! 757 01:01:49,005 --> 01:01:51,485 Go away, disappear! Get away! 758 01:01:51,485 --> 01:01:57,515 - We'll go away together. - No! You are was the cause of my misfortunes. 759 01:01:57,765 --> 01:02:03,845 You are not a spirit guide. "The dress does not make THE NUN"! 760 01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:07,685 Hate! Where is the cassette? My cassette! 761 01:02:07,685 --> 01:02:10,845 You will come with me and obey me. 762 01:02:10,845 --> 01:02:14,125 What? Woman, express yourself! What are you aiming for? 763 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,965 What you're aiming for, the cassette. 764 01:02:16,965 --> 01:02:21,005 You too? But the tape is mine! My! 765 01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:24,285 It's no longer yours, but you can have it back if we make a deal. 766 01:02:24,285 --> 01:02:30,565 Are you proposing a spiritual society? A partnership of deceased people? 767 01:02:30,565 --> 01:02:33,325 I propose this to you. 768 01:02:33,325 --> 01:02:38,245 You will pretend to be a ghost, you will go to the mayor and you will get the tape. 769 01:02:38,245 --> 01:02:41,685 Then we will divide the contents, from good friends. 770 01:02:41,685 --> 01:02:44,725 No, friends! Blackmailers! 771 01:02:44,725 --> 01:02:47,845 Profiteers, thieves! 772 01:02:47,845 --> 01:02:52,365 Don't get angry, I want to help you. 773 01:02:52,365 --> 01:02:54,925 I am your best collaborator. 774 01:02:54,925 --> 01:02:58,005 We will be one person. The two of us. 775 01:02:58,005 --> 01:03:00,685 No! Walk away. Get away! 776 01:03:00,685 --> 01:03:03,125 Vi... vi... Go! 777 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,285 A... come closer. Come closer. 778 01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:08,445 If you get the tape tonight like a ghost, 779 01:03:08,445 --> 01:03:10,565 you won't be able to show up tomorrow while alive. 780 01:03:10,565 --> 01:03:15,485 Instead you will run away with me and we will go far, far away. 781 01:03:15,485 --> 01:03:19,845 We will spend our lives together like this. Always like this. 782 01:03:19,845 --> 01:03:22,405 Always like this? Yes. 783 01:03:22,405 --> 01:03:25,565 I'm starting to like the partnership. 784 01:03:25,565 --> 01:03:29,205 Will we always be like this? I mean... what? 785 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:33,562 No... I intend to do something else. 786 01:03:37,485 --> 01:03:41,205 He'll give you your license back of a guiding spirit. what should I do? 787 01:03:41,205 --> 01:03:44,645 "Reveal yourself", "reveal yourself", my soul. 788 01:03:44,645 --> 01:03:49,196 - Come clean. - Look. - Oh God, it's GONE! 789 01:03:51,085 --> 01:03:58,161 - Am I not worth a fortune? - Yes! Give it to me, I'll administer it. 790 01:04:00,485 --> 01:04:03,325 One moment. First the cassette. 791 01:04:03,325 --> 01:04:08,205 Couldn't I get an advance? Any kisses? Any related? 792 01:04:08,205 --> 01:04:11,285 After. Now we have to hurry and prepare ourselves. 793 01:04:11,285 --> 01:04:13,321 Yes, let's go. 794 01:04:17,325 --> 01:04:20,405 - Here I am. - Finally, it's almost midnight. 795 01:04:20,405 --> 01:04:24,525 - I am fine? Do I look like a ghost? - Yes, but now hurry up. 796 01:04:24,525 --> 01:04:27,325 - Yes, but after... - with this we will arrive in Naples soon. 797 01:04:27,325 --> 01:04:31,034 - But go now. run! - Right away. 798 01:04:32,845 --> 01:04:34,801 Hurry! 799 01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:15,125 Mayor Tiburzi, Your time has come... now! 800 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,797 - who is he? - Help! 801 01:05:18,805 --> 01:05:22,285 Assassins by Antonio Peletti, repent! 802 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:23,923 The ghost of the baron! 803 01:05:24,205 --> 01:05:30,045 - Back, horrible ghost! - Forgive me, Peletti spirit! 804 01:05:30,045 --> 01:05:35,438 Silence, Mr and Mrs Tiburzi, pernicious and courageous couple! 805 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:40,805 - Have mercy! It'll get you fired up a candle. - I don't care. 806 01:05:40,805 --> 01:05:46,525 - We will always bring flowers on your grave. - I'm looking for something else! 807 01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:49,965 So what do you want, Peletti spirit? 808 01:05:49,965 --> 01:05:54,356 Get off this filthy man bed! 809 01:05:54,885 --> 01:05:57,445 Yes, let's go down. 810 01:05:59,965 --> 01:06:01,956 Don't hurt us. 811 01:06:04,485 --> 01:06:06,441 Stop! 812 01:06:07,845 --> 01:06:12,205 - Kneel down. - how? - Get on your knees! 813 01:06:12,205 --> 01:06:14,765 Yes, anything you want. 814 01:06:14,765 --> 01:06:19,005 And now say with me: "Mea culpa, mea culpa." 815 01:06:19,005 --> 01:06:21,758 - Mea culpa. - Mea culpa, mea culpa. 816 01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:27,045 Now let's think, where is my cassette? 817 01:06:27,045 --> 01:06:28,605 Over there, in the living room. 818 01:06:28,605 --> 01:06:29,845 Oh, yes? 819 01:06:29,845 --> 01:06:36,000 FEMALE, go get her and bring her here. 820 01:06:36,965 --> 01:06:39,320 Quick. Quick. 821 01:06:40,445 --> 01:06:42,885 No! You stop there. 822 01:06:42,885 --> 01:06:46,958 Hit your head on the ground. Hit your head on the ground. 823 01:06:48,365 --> 01:06:50,205 Stronger. 824 01:06:50,205 --> 01:06:54,605 - I hurt myself. - The flames they hurt more than purgatory. 825 01:06:54,605 --> 01:06:56,445 Strong! 826 01:06:56,445 --> 01:06:58,805 like this! Still! 827 01:06:58,805 --> 01:07:02,525 - Come on! - Here's the tape. what should I do? 828 01:07:02,525 --> 01:07:06,685 That cassette is cursed, give it to me. 829 01:07:06,685 --> 01:07:10,125 Now kneel next to yours man, cover your face with your hands 830 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:13,083 and stay like this until see you tomorrow morning. 831 01:07:17,965 --> 01:07:20,115 It's not a ghost! 832 01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:22,797 Here, take it. 833 01:07:24,525 --> 01:07:26,880 - Leave me! - You made fun of us! 834 01:07:33,245 --> 01:07:36,925 - Good evening, madame. I'm punctual. - Let's hurry. 835 01:07:36,925 --> 01:07:39,885 - Are your bags safe? - Yes. 836 01:07:39,885 --> 01:07:42,245 - That tape? - Makeup and perfumes. 837 01:07:42,245 --> 01:07:45,317 Quick, otherwise we miss the train. 838 01:07:48,925 --> 01:07:51,962 My cassette! The gold, the jewels! 839 01:07:54,165 --> 01:07:59,637 Hey! My cassette! My gold! Stop! 840 01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:07,641 Stop! 841 01:08:09,245 --> 01:08:11,122 The cassette! 842 01:08:14,605 --> 01:08:16,561 The cassette! 843 01:08:17,085 --> 01:08:19,041 Stop! 844 01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:31,685 - Porter! - The train is about to leave. 845 01:08:31,685 --> 01:08:35,565 - Take your bags. - Here, please. 846 01:08:35,565 --> 01:08:40,764 - Damn, how much it weighs! - (lN FRENCH) Soon, madame. 847 01:08:47,485 --> 01:08:48,965 STATION MASTER'S FLASH 848 01:08:48,965 --> 01:08:53,959 - Porter! The train to Naples? - He's about to leave. 849 01:08:57,685 --> 01:08:59,835 The cassette! 850 01:09:02,605 --> 01:09:04,845 My cassette! 851 01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:07,678 They took her away from me! 852 01:09:08,605 --> 01:09:11,245 Ungrateful! Coward! 853 01:09:11,245 --> 01:09:15,238 - He dumped me! - They have it for me taken away. - Baron! 854 01:09:15,605 --> 01:09:21,125 - They took her away from me! - She who does it have anything to do with it? They took her away from me! 855 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:25,525 - No, to me! - So she wanted it too! 856 01:09:25,525 --> 01:09:30,085 - It's my stuff! - It never was his. - Yes, always! 857 01:09:30,085 --> 01:09:34,365 It was my whole life, I embraced it, I kissed her, I held her to my chest... 858 01:09:34,365 --> 01:09:39,120 - And I didn't know anything! - Nobody knew. 859 01:09:39,725 --> 01:09:42,645 - I often took her to bed. - Even in bed! 860 01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:47,925 - I felt her closer. - "Not All that glitters is gold." 861 01:09:47,925 --> 01:09:50,885 - No, it was all gold. - No, she was a slut! 862 01:09:50,885 --> 01:09:54,765 But who are you talking about? I'm talking about my cassette. 863 01:09:54,765 --> 01:09:58,285 - But who cares! I'm talking about Marion! - Ah! 864 01:09:58,285 --> 01:10:03,325 - Ouch! Above the callus! - She's the one who burgled me! 865 01:10:03,325 --> 01:10:06,925 - He won't let her reach you Paris. - There are no more trains. 866 01:10:06,925 --> 01:10:11,005 - But there's my car. - This coffee maker? 867 01:10:11,005 --> 01:10:16,762 - It's going 20 kilometers an hour. - Also at this time? - At all hours. 868 01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:20,323 He shot! 869 01:10:22,645 --> 01:10:25,565 - what happens? - I don't know... it's not right. 870 01:10:25,565 --> 01:10:29,524 - Must be "in cream". - Maybe a bronze... 871 01:10:32,405 --> 01:10:34,555 A double cream. 872 01:10:41,205 --> 01:10:44,641 - What do we do now? - One minute and I'll fix everything. 873 01:10:48,045 --> 01:10:49,922 It's all sorted out! 874 01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:54,285 BAND MUSIC 875 01:11:20,285 --> 01:11:24,437 > five, six, seven, eight, nine, done! Thank you. 876 01:11:24,685 --> 01:11:27,245 Long live the hero of spherical flight! 877 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:36,085 More than me, you have to sing the praises to the heroine Mademoiselle Bombon, 878 01:11:36,085 --> 01:11:40,205 that he wanted to share with me the risk, the emotion 879 01:11:40,205 --> 01:11:42,355 and the triumph! 880 01:11:54,805 --> 01:11:58,354 THE ENGINE DOES NOT EMIT NOISE 881 01:12:16,365 --> 01:12:18,720 Stop! Stop! 882 01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,080 Here they are! 883 01:12:24,885 --> 01:12:28,673 Hey! Wait a minute, I'm coming too! 884 01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:30,319 One moment. 885 01:12:30,765 --> 01:12:33,359 (lN FRENCH) Long live France! 886 01:12:33,485 --> 01:12:36,363 Long live Italy, long live progress! 887 01:12:36,765 --> 01:12:40,235 - Give up. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 888 01:12:42,085 --> 01:12:44,041 APPLAUSE 889 01:12:53,085 --> 01:12:55,041 > Marion! 890 01:12:58,285 --> 01:13:00,241 Marion! 891 01:13:08,365 --> 01:13:10,003 Stop! 892 01:13:11,605 --> 01:13:13,561 Marion! 893 01:13:19,925 --> 01:13:21,881 Marion! 894 01:13:22,605 --> 01:13:26,565 - what are you doing? what do you want? - I have to go up. My cassette! 895 01:13:26,565 --> 01:13:28,645 - Which cassette? - The tape! 896 01:13:28,645 --> 01:13:34,117 - But which cassette? You don't see what are we flying? - Flying? 897 01:13:34,245 --> 01:13:36,679 - Yes. - It's true, help! 898 01:13:37,245 --> 01:13:41,318 Help, we're flying! I don't know how to swim! 899 01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:47,445 - But what do you want? - The tape! 900 01:13:47,445 --> 01:13:51,805 - But which cassette? - My tape! Here it is! 901 01:13:51,805 --> 01:13:55,405 RlGlRATRlcE, you wanted to cheat me! 902 01:13:55,405 --> 01:13:59,445 - Spring! - Stop! Make the spacecraft skid. 903 01:13:59,445 --> 01:14:02,405 Ouch! On your feet! Let me down! 904 01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:07,165 - Now you have to fly to Bari. - Make an optional stop. 905 01:14:07,165 --> 01:14:10,005 What are you saying! You understood or not that we are flying! 906 01:14:10,005 --> 01:14:14,601 - I want to go down. - He can't! Stopped! 907 01:14:15,285 --> 01:14:17,285 - You broke the valve. - Which? 908 01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:20,561 - Now we will lose gas! - Not I don't care, my kitchen is coal-fired. 909 01:14:21,085 --> 01:14:24,045 - (MARlON) Let's fall! - (BARON) Help! 910 01:14:24,045 --> 01:14:26,325 - Let's go to land! - Well. 911 01:14:26,325 --> 01:14:34,765 - There is no earth, there is "la mer"! - No, "mer", that's the sea. 912 01:14:34,765 --> 01:14:37,045 Let's rush! 913 01:14:37,045 --> 01:14:42,005 - Oh mama! - We need to go back up. - I don't know how to go back up. 914 01:14:42,005 --> 01:14:44,599 - Let's throw the ballast. - "Lazzarone" to me? 915 01:14:45,205 --> 01:14:49,925 (COLONEL) Come on, help me. 916 01:14:49,925 --> 01:14:52,725 Let's throw away the ballast. 917 01:14:52,725 --> 01:14:58,725 - Can I throw this away? - Yes. - What if it goes into someone's head? 918 01:14:58,725 --> 01:14:59,953 I'll throw it away. 919 01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:03,959 (BARON) Captain, I threw it away. 920 01:15:06,445 --> 01:15:12,205 It's still not enough. If we throw something else, we are safe. 921 01:15:12,205 --> 01:15:15,685 Really? Then let's throw it away. 922 01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:18,563 - We are safe! - what do you have thrown? - The handkerchief. 923 01:15:20,485 --> 01:15:25,765 - Undress! - No! - Please, it's life or death. 924 01:15:25,765 --> 01:15:29,599 - You too! Yes, I pray too. Madam, please! 925 01:15:30,085 --> 01:15:37,161 - Quick, we're falling! - Yes, we're falling. 926 01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:41,525 - Take off your jacket. - I cannot. - Why? - It's cold outside. 927 01:15:41,525 --> 01:15:44,765 The sea is even colder. 928 01:15:44,765 --> 01:15:47,925 But this jacket is new, I have it made "revolt" ten years ago! 929 01:15:47,925 --> 01:15:50,285 Quick, look at the trail! 930 01:15:50,285 --> 01:15:51,965 Yes, I look at the lady. 931 01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:55,525 - No! - Yes, the lady is "good"! 932 01:15:55,525 --> 01:15:58,925 - Take off your jacket! - how do I do it? 933 01:15:58,925 --> 01:16:04,841 - Quick, it's still not enough! - No! My jacket! 934 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,480 My jacket! 935 01:16:09,405 --> 01:16:12,485 Hey, leave that jacket! 936 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:17,843 You, in the boat, leave mine jacket! They screwed her! 937 01:16:17,965 --> 01:16:19,239 Lifeguard! 938 01:16:19,565 --> 01:16:24,285 - The tape! You have to throw it away right away. - Absolutely not! 939 01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:29,045 - as a soldier I order you! - And as a bourgeois, I refuse! 940 01:16:29,045 --> 01:16:34,085 - But what do you care, I'm here just lipsticks! - There's no gold! 941 01:16:34,085 --> 01:16:36,485 Gold? It weighs too much! Give it to me! 942 01:16:36,485 --> 01:16:41,285 It's old gold, it weighs little, and then they are family memories. 943 01:16:41,285 --> 01:16:45,005 - Let's fall! - You don't care of our lives? 944 01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:48,365 - No! - No? - You are a monster. - Yes and I'm proud of it. 945 01:16:48,365 --> 01:16:52,685 - If you don't throw away that box, I'll shoot you. - Don't make jokes! 946 01:16:52,685 --> 01:16:58,805 - Throw away that weapon, it's heavy. - Right. 947 01:16:58,805 --> 01:17:04,165 - You throw the box and I'll throw it the gun. - But together. 948 01:17:04,165 --> 01:17:06,520 One, two and three! 949 01:17:07,165 --> 01:17:11,605 -Did you throw it away? - Yes, you? - Not It's useful, I keep it outside, it weighs less. 950 01:17:11,605 --> 01:17:15,285 Throw away this tape! 951 01:17:15,285 --> 01:17:16,798 Leave me! Leave me! 952 01:17:20,725 --> 01:17:22,681 It is abused! 953 01:17:24,045 --> 01:17:27,765 My cassette! My gold! 954 01:17:27,765 --> 01:17:30,605 We're safe, let's go back up! 955 01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:34,723 We go back up and my cassette dropped! 956 01:17:37,685 --> 01:17:42,520 - Let's go to Sardinia. - I don't care about Sardinia! 957 01:17:42,805 --> 01:17:45,797 My cassette! I want to die! 958 01:18:26,085 --> 01:18:28,645 BAND MUSIC 959 01:19:05,845 --> 01:19:10,445 citizens, with overflowing hearts of emotion, 960 01:19:10,445 --> 01:19:14,525 on the day it is installed the first stone 961 01:19:14,525 --> 01:19:18,685 for the much desired and longed for municipal school, 962 01:19:18,685 --> 01:19:23,405 we address a grateful and deferential thought 963 01:19:23,405 --> 01:19:28,645 to the memory of the man who of this meritorious social work 964 01:19:28,645 --> 01:19:32,081 He was generous and magnanimous craftsman. 965 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:40,045 Thanks to the money that the baron Peletti donated to the municipality 966 01:19:40,045 --> 01:19:47,005 with such spontaneity, ours children will finally be able to drink 967 01:19:47,005 --> 01:19:49,365 to the cup of science, 968 01:19:49,365 --> 01:19:52,641 within the same walls of our country. 969 01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:04,765 as a dutiful homage we have wanted to erect a marble bust 970 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:11,955 to the late baron, who died three times, but always alive in our hearts. 971 01:20:34,125 --> 01:20:36,002 - The Baron! - Is it him? 972 01:20:50,085 --> 01:20:53,680 - But you're alive! - Yes. 973 01:20:54,165 --> 01:20:56,235 That's dad! 974 01:20:57,565 --> 01:21:01,160 Dad! how happy I am! 975 01:21:01,645 --> 01:21:04,405 - Move! - You're really alive! 976 01:21:04,405 --> 01:21:08,405 I'm alive, dead, a ghost... I don't know what I am anymore. 977 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:12,245 - Excuse me. - Away, DENATURED son! - Look. 978 01:21:12,245 --> 01:21:14,445 - who is he? - (SlNDAcO) It's her. 979 01:21:14,445 --> 01:21:20,165 - so PALLlDU? - how does he speak? - I'm coming from Sardinia, I adapted. 980 01:21:20,165 --> 01:21:25,645 But why so many people? What is all this charade? 981 01:21:25,645 --> 01:21:30,885 - To thank you for being there build the school. - What? 982 01:21:30,885 --> 01:21:34,925 - with the money from the box. - Did you fish it at the bottom of the sea? 983 01:21:34,925 --> 01:21:40,205 - No, his son... - Son of a pig, what have you done? 984 01:21:40,205 --> 01:21:44,725 - I took the coins from the box. - And the tape I had? 985 01:21:44,725 --> 01:21:48,725 - there were rocks. - Then the treasure Is he safe? - Yes, are you happy? 986 01:21:48,725 --> 01:21:54,285 there is another piece of news. Rosetta and me we got married a week ago. 987 01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:56,325 - Married? - Yes, forgive us. 988 01:21:56,325 --> 01:21:59,925 - For a week? - Yes. - AND have you already had all these children? 989 01:21:59,925 --> 01:22:03,998 No, they are the school children. You thank you for what you did. 990 01:22:04,445 --> 01:22:06,605 Here, sir Baron. 991 01:22:06,605 --> 01:22:09,165 For me? Thank you. 992 01:22:10,525 --> 01:22:15,394 - Here. - Thank you. - Excuse me for a moment. - Please. 993 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:21,285 - Rosetta, I'm sorry, I wanted to give yourself a gift. - It does not matter. 994 01:22:21,285 --> 01:22:27,725 - No, you deserve it, you have to have it a gift, that's right. - Hand! 995 01:22:27,725 --> 01:22:32,085 You must have a gift. Here, so I don't forget. 996 01:22:32,085 --> 01:22:37,158 citizens, Baron Peletti is alive for the third time! Hurray!